Drunken Santa

Get ready for an explosive holiday experience with our game, featuring New Year's fireworks and thrilling explosions! This isn't your typical holiday game; it's an adrenaline-fueled adventure where Santa's armored sleigh races through the city on Christmas Eve, causing mayhem by ramming into cars, buses, and massive multi-ton trucks. Yes, you read that right—New Year's fireworks and explosions await you in our game!

Our feature list is packed with excitement:

• Realistic armored jet sleigh handling
• Liquid sleigh repair nanokits ingeniously hidden in whiskey bottles
• Unique crash physics for an authentic wrecking experience
• Stunning wrecks and explosions that light up the night
• A beautifully rendered night city on Christmas Eve
• A plethora of cars to destroy using your throwing gifts and presents
• Various sled models to choose from
• Amazing, realistic graphics that bring the holiday chaos to life
• Robust and painfully truthful Christmas traffic simulations
• Achievements and leaderboards to showcase your skills
• Easy controls for smooth gameplay
• An infusion of love, happiness, and Christmas cheer
• Awesome sound design that enhances your experience
• Offline and online play options
• A great variety of traffic including buses, SUVs, and heavy trucks
• And if you love it, we promise even more thrilling updates to come!

In the gameplay, you'll earn points by wrecking other cars, with successive wrecks and combos offering bonus points. Use the liquid sleigh repair nanokits to restore your health and aim for the top spot on the world leaderboard.

While we couldn't include everything we wanted, here's what you won't find in our game:

• A way to order a taxi—Santa Claus drives himself!
• Multiple different levels
• Multi-language support
• A real car driving experience
• Existing modern supercars or muscle cars
• Dangerous overtakes
• Burning asphalt—it's winter, after all
• Match-3 gameplay
• Real car sounds
• Police chases—everybody loves Santa!
• Guns and gunplay (although we might add a Santa bazooka later)
• Real, ridiculously expensive elite cars
• Donald Trump

Despite our best efforts, these features also didn't make it into the game:

• Smashing enemies with swords
• Defeating and killing monsters and bosses
• Leveling up heroes
• Racing a real brand sports car on busy streets
• Buying new cars—Santa only drives sleighs
• Upgrading cars or leveling up cars—Santa only drives sleighs
• Becoming the best driver
• Performing tricks and stunts—Santa is all about safety (and booze)

But don't let that stop you from experiencing real holiday madness and tons of crazy, awesome moments. Our game is filled with explosions, presents, and the true spirit of Christmas!

We humbly believe this is the best holiday game of 2017, and perhaps even the best Christmas game of 2018! While we might be a bit biased, we'd also like to think it's the best racing game of 2017 and 2018—although, it's not strictly a racing game. Oh well.

P.S. The developers in no way condone or approve of Santa Claus's actions in this game. Please abide by traffic laws.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy New Year! Cheers!

What's New in the Latest Version 0.0.5

Last updated on Dec 12, 2017

• Increased speed sleigh! Now Santa is hurrying even faster!
• Added new machines for even more holiday chaos!