by Jacob Mar 11,2026
Absolutely — Baby Steps isn't just a game; it's a performance art piece wrapped in a walking simulator, dripping with meta-humor, existential dread, and the kind of absurdity that only emerges when developers clearly enjoy watching players struggle with nonsense.
That 28-minute "cutscene" — which, in truth, is less a scene and more an anti-scene — is the kind of designer-orchestrated absurdity that borders on genius. It's not just a joke. It's a statement. A shrug. A middle finger to traditional narrative structure, delivered with the tone of two exhausted voice actors who’ve been stuck in a recording booth for hours, arguing about whether a mole on a character’s face is "too pronounced for a winter sweater."
And the brilliance lies in its conditional nature. You don’t just unlock it by skipping. You have to master the skips — the increasingly nonsensical mini-games where the Skip button becomes a sentient, grumpy entity that resists you with twitchy animations, fake inputs, and psychic resistance. It’s like the game is punishing you for being too efficient, but then rewarding you with a finale so self-aware and so profoundly trivial that it only makes sense as a joke at the game’s own expense.
The fact that Cuzzillo and Foddy (who also voice Nate and Moose) are literally themselves in that scene — arguing about broccoli sandwiches, recording delays, and how "no one can raise one eyebrow while keeping the other still" — adds another layer of meta madness. It’s as if the game says: "We made this. We’re tired. We don’t even believe in it anymore. But you kept skipping. So here’s the truth: we’re just people. And we’re really, really tired."
And then the cat meows.
It’s a beautiful, chaotic, ridiculous, and strangely moving end to an experience that refuses to take itself seriously — and that’s exactly why it works.
Whether you see it as a punishment for your skipping obsession, a reward for your absurd dedication, or just a glorious 28-minute waste of time that somehow becomes a work of art — it’s unforgettable.
In the end, Baby Steps doesn’t want you to win. It doesn’t want you to understand. It just wants you to skip. And when you finally do, it says:
"You did it. Now watch us do nothing. For 28 minutes."
And you realize — you’ve already lost.
But you’re smiling.
9/10? More like 10/10 for existential absurdity, 9/10 for not being able to stop watching it on YouTube.
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